I will blog.
You made me do it, proverbial ‘you.’ The totality of my experience and all the lies the world told me. At times I like using big words in complete sentences, lamenting quintessential penury of apotheosis. You’ll be looking them up in a dictionary. It’s only fair, I had to. It will be good for you, especially if you cramming for the word section of the SAT.
I’ll attempt to make it fun and fascinating. It may be mostly puns and gags, or not. There is a cash prize if you could help me figure out which one’s which.
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Wally Bee 